10.ONE OF MY TURNS

'Oh my God! What a fabulous room! Are all these your guitars?
[Film in background:'I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to startle
you!]
'This place is bigger than our apartment!
[Film:'Let me know when you're entering a room'
'Yes sir!']
'erm, Can I get a drink of water?
'You want some, huh?'
'Oh wow, look at this tub? Do you wanna take baaaath?'
[Film: 'I'll have to find out from Mrs. Bancroft what time she
wants to
meet us, for her main ...']
'What are watching?'
[Film: 'If you'll just let me know as soon as you can ... Mrs
Bancroft'
'Mrs Bancroft ...']
'Hello?'
'Are you feeling okay?...'

Day after day, love turns grey
Like the skin of a dying man.
Night after night, we pretend its all right
But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You'll find my favorite axe.
Don't look so frightened
This is just a passing phase,
One of my bad days.
Would you like to watch T.V. ?
Or get between the sheets ?
Or contemplate the silent freeway ?
Would you like something to eat ?
Would you like to learn to fly ?
Would'ya ?
Would you like to see me try ?

Would you like to call the cops ?
Do you think it's time I stopped ?
Why are you running away ?